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Kentucky Jones (part 4) letra
Announcer:
Scene 4. Kentucky Jones arrives in the Heimlech Manure Mountains.
Kentucky: Ahhh, damn... that was a big climb...
Kid: Quit whining! You're supposed to be the hero!
Kentucky: Oh yeah! (manly cough) There's an entrance to the Bark Temple according to this map! Let's go kid!
Announcer: In the mountain now...
Kentucky: Ah, the Bark is down that way.
Kid: Wait! My father says that the Bark is guarded by a bunch of hippies!
Kentucky: Hippies? I HATE HIPPIES!
Muckraker: Hello again Doctor Jones...
(grabs Kid)
Kid: Let me go!
Kentucky: No! Not you again!
Muckraker: I believe I was supposed to kill you...
Carmen: NINE! Let's just get zee bark and get out of here!
Muckraker: Shutup or you die too. Now Jones, you die.
(shoots at Kentucky, but Carmen jumps in the way)
Carmen: Nine!
Kentucky: Carmen! No!
Muckraker: Fine, you get the Bark Jones! It's the only thing that can save her...
Carmen: Kentucky, please hurry!
Kentucky: Right!
Kid: Don't forget about the hippies! And watch your step! One wrong move and you'll fall thousands of feet to your death!
Kentucky: Now you tell me. Alright, let's do this Kentucky!
Announcer: Deeper into the caves
(Kentucky encounters some stoned hippies guarding the bark)
Hippies: Whoah... Man... yeah... dude....
(kentucky almost falls of a ledge)
Kentucky: Whoah! God Damn, that was close...
Hippies: Bark, Bark a load man!
Kentucky: Uh, I need that bark you God Damned hippies.
Hippies: Shutup, hatebreeder! Peace man! It's the only way!
Kentucky: Uhhh... ooopsy!
(shoves all the hippies off the ledge)
Hippies: Whoaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh duuuuuude!
Kentucky: Fuckin hippies... god damnit.... ALRIGHT! I'VE GOT THE BARK!
Kid: (yelling) HURRY BACK! CARMEN'S ALMOST DEAD!
Kentucky: (running) I'm coming Carmen! I'm Coming!
Carmen: (crying) KENTUCKY!!!
Kentucky: (returns) Here... Oh god, eat this bark. It'll save you...
(Carmen eats the bark and grumbles...)
(a shot is heard)
Muckraker: My lieben!
Kentucky: What the!? Who killed Muckraker!?
Kid: FATHER!
Kid's Father: Yes! It's me! I see you found my bark!
Kentucky: Two things. Alright, first of all, this bark isn't working. Secondly, NICE SHOT MAN! You nailed Muckraker!
Kid's Father: Thank you! But she's going to die anyway you stupid white man imperialist!
Kentucky: What!? But I gave her the Lost Bark!!!
Kid's Father: Yeah? So? I never said it had any special powers. It was just lost!
(Carmen Dies...)
Kid's Father: See? You imbecile!
Kentucky: Oh well, let's leave these two dead Nazi's alone. It's time to get back to the USofA
Kid: (crying) Kentucky... You're my hero!
Kentucky: (chuckles) Ahhh sure kid... sure!
Announcer: Stay tuned. Same time, next tape! For Kentucky Jones' new and exciting adventure in "The Quest For The Holy Pail"!
All Actors: Yeah! Wooo Hooo! We're done! That was great! Alright! Saawing Batter! hooo hoo hoo!
Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Letras
- ¿te Gustan Las Calamares?
- ¿that Pretty Piñata?
- A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away
- A Tribute To Wood
- Bagpipes
- Bird Is The Word
- Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name
- Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card
- Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor
- Chile Con Carne
- Choke On It, Hippie
- Churnin' Butter
- Coke Is It!
- Crazy Tequilla
- Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before
- Don't Speak Spanish Very Well
- Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?
- Exhausted Talent
- Fast Forward Through This Song
- Food Is Tasty
- For The Trees
- Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!
- Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy
- Hardcore Boy
- Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.
- Hey Snoopy
- How Do You Spell "maricones"?
- I Am What I Am
- I Can't Believe You Made It This Far
- I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!
- I Love Living In The Suburbs
- I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard
- I Only Want To Be With You
- I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette
- I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul
- I'll Kill You
- Ida
- Into The Sunset
- Itsy Bitsy Spider
- Kentucky Jones (part 2)
- Kentucky Jones (part 3)
- Kentucky Jones (part 4)
- Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)
- Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer
- Knight Rider
- Like To Play The Guitar
- Midnight Madness
- My Life, For But A Glass Of Water
- My Love, For But A Dollar
- My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla
- My Name Is Mud
- Nectar Of The Gods
- Ode To Hootie
- Penchant For Penelope
- Pepe's Not Happy
- Petals Of Rose
- Pizza: It's Good
- Refridgerators
- Ride Like The Wind?
- Sandpaper Man, Part 1
- Sandpaper Man, Part 2
- Sandpaper Man, Part 3
- Son Of A Biscuit
- Son Of A Motherless Goat
- Sounds Good To Me
- Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me
- Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me
- Spadowski And His Mop
- Spumous Erubescent Death
- Stop
- Stupid Is As Stupid Does
- That's It, We Quit
- That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out
- The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet
- The Call Of The Wind
- The Night
- The Pope Is Pissed
- The Seventh Son's Seventh Son
- The Tragedy Of The Carpet
- The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa
- There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o
- There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt
- They Call Me Bisquatch
- They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance
- Tierra Del Mundo
- Trumpet Troubles
- Trumpet Troubles, Continued...
- Utopia
- We Hate Hippies And Drugs
- We'll Be Back, Chumps...
- We're Gonna Be Rich
- What Happened To Mr. T?
- What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable
- When The Clock Sounds
- Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!
- Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?
- Yo! A.l.e. Raps
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