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Sandpaper Man, Part 1 letra
Announcer:
We now join our hero sandpaper man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace...
Sandpaper man: ahhh, what a great day! the clean air provided by the nuclear energy plants! the noise polution of the traffic! things couldn't be better! i swear i....what!? what is this!? jesus jehova! look down there! a good citizen is lying on the ground, clutching her foot and crying out loud!
Young lady: somebody help me please! i was walking barefoot on my new porch and i got a huge splinter in my toe!
Sandpaper man: hey there little lady, take it easy, take it easy! i'll get that splinter out of your foot for you!
Young lady: oh but how will you possibly do such a thing sandpaper man?? it seems so impossible!
Sandpaper man: why, i have my super-galactic-tweezers! i never leave the skies without them! here ya go young lady!
"pling!"
Young lady: oh thank you sandpaper man! you're my hero!
Sandpaper man: yes...yes, hah hah, i know i am! but my work here isn't finished yet. you've still got a porch with tons of rough edges! this looks like a job for sandpaper man!
Announcer: just then, our hero sandpaper man rolled his body around the helpless young lady's porch, instantly smoothing it out.
Sandpaper man: woah hoh! that was fun! well ma'm, there will be no more splinters for you or anybody ever again!
Young lady: oh thank you sandpaper man! how will i ever repay you!?
Sandpaper man: well, i didn't get a chance to pay my bill for "housewife monthly" yet. and if you pick up the tab, well, we'll call it even!
Young lady: it's a deal! thank you sandpaper man!
Sandpaper man: nooo problem! and if you ever are in trouble again you needn't worry. for in two shakes of a gnat's ass sandpaper man will appear to help you in your time of need!
Announcer: and away flies our hero in search for more crime...
Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Letras
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- ¿that Pretty Piñata?
- A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away
- A Tribute To Wood
- Bagpipes
- Bird Is The Word
- Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name
- Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card
- Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor
- Chile Con Carne
- Choke On It, Hippie
- Churnin' Butter
- Coke Is It!
- Crazy Tequilla
- Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before
- Don't Speak Spanish Very Well
- Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?
- Exhausted Talent
- Fast Forward Through This Song
- Food Is Tasty
- For The Trees
- Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!
- Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy
- Hardcore Boy
- Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.
- Hey Snoopy
- How Do You Spell "maricones"?
- I Am What I Am
- I Can't Believe You Made It This Far
- I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!
- I Love Living In The Suburbs
- I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard
- I Only Want To Be With You
- I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette
- I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul
- I'll Kill You
- Ida
- Into The Sunset
- Itsy Bitsy Spider
- Kentucky Jones (part 2)
- Kentucky Jones (part 3)
- Kentucky Jones (part 4)
- Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)
- Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer
- Knight Rider
- Like To Play The Guitar
- Midnight Madness
- My Life, For But A Glass Of Water
- My Love, For But A Dollar
- My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla
- My Name Is Mud
- Nectar Of The Gods
- Ode To Hootie
- Penchant For Penelope
- Pepe's Not Happy
- Petals Of Rose
- Pizza: It's Good
- Refridgerators
- Ride Like The Wind?
- Sandpaper Man, Part 1
- Sandpaper Man, Part 2
- Sandpaper Man, Part 3
- Son Of A Biscuit
- Son Of A Motherless Goat
- Sounds Good To Me
- Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me
- Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me
- Spadowski And His Mop
- Spumous Erubescent Death
- Stop
- Stupid Is As Stupid Does
- That's It, We Quit
- That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out
- The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet
- The Call Of The Wind
- The Night
- The Pope Is Pissed
- The Seventh Son's Seventh Son
- The Tragedy Of The Carpet
- The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa
- There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o
- There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt
- They Call Me Bisquatch
- They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance
- Tierra Del Mundo
- Trumpet Troubles
- Trumpet Troubles, Continued...
- Utopia
- We Hate Hippies And Drugs
- We'll Be Back, Chumps...
- We're Gonna Be Rich
- What Happened To Mr. T?
- What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable
- When The Clock Sounds
- Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!
- Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?
- Yo! A.l.e. Raps
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