Trumpet Troubles, Continued... letra

(crying)

Damnit....
While you were listening to that last song,
I went out and bought J.R. Higgins "Trumpet For Beginners" book.
And I still can't play this trumpet!

(tries playing trumpet and it still sounds horrible)

See!? I just suck!
I even got one of those obnoxious yellow books,
"Trumpet For Dummies"
And no! It still won't play the way I wish it could!

(tries playing again in one last deperate attempt and.......fails!)

What is wrong with me!?!?!?
Why won't this trumpet just play well!?
WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?

Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Letras

• ¿te Gustan Las Calamares?
• ¿that Pretty Piñata?
• A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away
• A Tribute To Wood
• Bagpipes
• Bird Is The Word
• Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name
• Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card
• Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor
• Chile Con Carne
• Choke On It, Hippie
• Churnin' Butter
• Coke Is It!
• Crazy Tequilla
• Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before
• Don't Speak Spanish Very Well
• Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?
• Exhausted Talent
• Fast Forward Through This Song
• Food Is Tasty
• For The Trees
• Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!
• Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy
• Hardcore Boy
• Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.
• Hey Snoopy
• How Do You Spell "maricones"?
• I Am What I Am
• I Can't Believe You Made It This Far
• I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!
• I Love Living In The Suburbs
• I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard
• I Only Want To Be With You
• I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette
• I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul
• I'll Kill You
• Ida
• Into The Sunset
• Itsy Bitsy Spider
• Kentucky Jones (part 2)
• Kentucky Jones (part 3)
• Kentucky Jones (part 4)
• Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)
• Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer
• Knight Rider
• Like To Play The Guitar
• Midnight Madness
• My Life, For But A Glass Of Water
• My Love, For But A Dollar
• My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla
• My Name Is Mud
• Nectar Of The Gods
• Ode To Hootie
• Penchant For Penelope
• Pepe's Not Happy
• Petals Of Rose
• Pizza: It's Good
• Refridgerators
• Ride Like The Wind?
• Sandpaper Man, Part 1
• Sandpaper Man, Part 2
• Sandpaper Man, Part 3
• Son Of A Biscuit
• Son Of A Motherless Goat
• Sounds Good To Me
• Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me
• Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me
• Spadowski And His Mop
• Spumous Erubescent Death
• Stop
• Stupid Is As Stupid Does
• That's It, We Quit
• That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out
• The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet
• The Call Of The Wind
• The Night
• The Pope Is Pissed
• The Seventh Son's Seventh Son
• The Tragedy Of The Carpet
• The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa
• There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o
• There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt
• They Call Me Bisquatch
• They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance
• Tierra Del Mundo
• Trumpet Troubles
• Trumpet Troubles, Continued...
• Utopia
• We Hate Hippies And Drugs
• We'll Be Back, Chumps...
• We're Gonna Be Rich
• What Happened To Mr. T?
• What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable
• When The Clock Sounds
• Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!
• Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?
• Yo! A.l.e. Raps
• Your Mother!